"Everyday is a Fruit Carrying Opportunity" - Chi-Chi Rodriguez

Dear ANTPodcast listeners,

Tyra Banks throws me for a loop. Every season, we always bitch about the one girl who is kept in the competition just for the sake of drama and ratings. We complain and complain, yet secretly relish in the delicious drama. Without it, we would not have Lisa pissing herself in an adult diaper or Jade's "Left Over Lady." Well Tyra gets rid of the resident bitch and I worry that house will get boring. Who will spring forth as the new bitch from the desiccated corpse of Monique's modeling career. Caridee (yawn), Eugenia (double yawn) Jaeda (shenis) or Melrose (eleventy). I guess my rage will now have to focus on A.J. (who's coolness is measured by the amount of spikes in her hair, poser) and Megg (who's hair needs to come with an instruction manual so that the moron could take care or it and not make it look like a freakin' nest. Okay, breathe. Serously, I'll put it into words you could understand "Natty hair is not rock n' roll," dumb ass bitch. Breathe some more.

Also, Dennis Quiad, HEB fashion show, and Austin. It's like a bizarro conclusion to the celebrity version of Clue.

On the plus side, now that the "shock" had worn off, I am really diggin the twins and I think there is a special place in my heart for Brooke. Plus, its still good to know that Brittney (from cycle 4) can still work a chin-butt.

And thats all she said.

Love,
Javier
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Before you listen to this episode, remember to sing along to a Moby song, any of them with a choir background, and don't forget to clap with your fingers open! On three, "she don't wanna be heah, she don't wanna be heah, she don't wanna be heah, no mo....she don't wanna be heah, she don't wanna be heah, she don't wanna be heah, no mo...."

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