Spoiler Alert: Janice Dickinson is Wacky
People reports that the world's oldest living supermodel was the victim of a hit-n-run.
In other news, we wanted to apologize for the huge delay of the cycle finale episode of our podcast. Life happens and things get in the way, but we are definitely for sho podcasting this Saturday, come hell or high water. I know I told some of you we were going to record yesterday, but a squirrel the size of a blimp attacked our house and his possum friends ate the microphones. Ok, something came up and we were unable to record. But check back Monday and the episode will be up for shizzle dizzle!!
Begging and groveling for love at your feet,
Aaron, Amy, Max, and Scotty
Supermodel Janice Dickinson suffered a concussion after she was involved in a hit-and-run accident late last night in Los Angeles, her rep tells PEOPLE.Wow she's only 51? The Goddess looks so much older.Dickinson, 51, was traveling in her SUV after a modeling shoot in Catalina when a truck driver ran into her vehicle, pushing it onto the highway's median and throwing Dickinson headfirst into her windshield. She suffered a concussion and her stylist and makeup artist who were also onboard were "unharmed but shaken," her rep said in a statement.
The three were treated at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center and released this morning."
In other news, we wanted to apologize for the huge delay of the cycle finale episode of our podcast. Life happens and things get in the way, but we are definitely for sho podcasting this Saturday, come hell or high water. I know I told some of you we were going to record yesterday, but a squirrel the size of a blimp attacked our house and his possum friends ate the microphones. Ok, something came up and we were unable to record. But check back Monday and the episode will be up for shizzle dizzle!!
Begging and groveling for love at your feet,
Aaron, Amy, Max, and Scotty
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6 Comments:
Yeah, she really does look older than her age -- that's what booze, drugs and frequent sex with aging celebrities does I guess (though my hateful grandmother is an exception (she didn't fuck any aging rock stars though), she's done more damage to her body than Liz Taylor but will probably outlive us all). Side note - read either (preferably both) of Janice's biographies ASAP. Seriously, I'm a book snob, but "Everything About Me is Fake and I'm Perfect" and "No Lifeguard on Duty" are two of the greatest books I have ever read (like, they're "Mommy Dearest" level of awesome). Bitch HATES her some Christie Brinkley.
And how awesome was Britain's Next Top Model! I've only seen the first 45 minutes (finals), but in that time, we had a bitches crying about hair (and one girl getting it SHAVED, take that Candice and Jaeda), making out with BBC heartthrobs, making up rumors about girls pissing the bed, overly sexualized chocolate commercial auditions, UK-esque music video performances and like 4 eliminations. That's some good shit.
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Christina, at 4:14 PM
yeah i kno! i have read no lifeguard on duty and am waiting to read everything about me. which one is candice? i forget. Cannot wait to watch british invasion yeeeah!
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amychien, at 5:02 PM
Candice was that pageant chick from cycle 5 (I think) who freaked the fuck out after she got her hair chopped off and died a really nasty shade of blonde (Tyra wanted to go Mia Farrow Pixie a la Rosemary's Baby, but it was still too long). In lieu of getting it cut even more, she quit. Candice was awesome.
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Christina, at 10:28 PM
I believe her name was Cassandra not Candice.
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Anonymous, at 9:04 AM
Omg that male model is so ugly that I even forgot to look at what Janice is wearing for a minute! Eeeeeek.
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eugenia, at 1:09 PM
woo you're right. he is narsty!
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amychien, at 1:38 AM
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