Monday, December 04, 2006

Tyra Hates the Gangly One

So things are winding down, both in ANTM land and this semester so this going to be pretty short. Amanda reads the letter from Michelle and everyone comments on how sweet it is. Caridee invites Amanda to cuddle, launching a whole new series of fanfic for the two people who care about shit like that. Oh, and everyone hates Melrose.

The girls learn how to flamenco from some non-English speaking hobbit. The girls have to perform with a partner which is funny because Amanda essentially picks the Spanish male version of herself. Looks like someone is missing her twin. It's a dance challenge where Eugena, Caridee and Amanda do well. Melrose (dressed like the hostess at Ninfas) tumbles are little and it goes to her little head. Eugena wins and picks Amanda to share her prize: jackets.

Everyone still hates Melrose.

The photo shoot involves posing in water with a partner, which is something at this show has not done in a while. It's cold and Caridee almost dies. She pushed herself to the limit and gets lectured to for not letting them know she was about to become a Carideesicle. Amanda finally showed some initiative and took some more shots.

Panel! Everyone's shots are actually pretty good. Apparently, Melrose can do no wrong. Eugena got her groove back. Caridee is striking if a bit of a drama queen. Amanda has odd elbows.

Since no one out-right sucks this week, its all about potential. Melrose is too eager but is safe. Eugena has no soul but is safe. Caridee is a handful, but is safe. Amanda has a unique face (in spite of having an identical twin sister) but does not know how to model as well as the other girls. Amanda is reunited with her sister, at least twin haters (like Aaron) have to admit, that girl went out fighting. Plus, she has a great new coat to wear around Anaheim

Next week: Season finale! One has to wonder if Caridee wins outight or if Eugena gives her a run for her money. And everyone still hates Melrose.

Listen to our eleventh episode
Again, sorry for the long episode! We promise to not be so rambling next time.

Here is Eugena looking like Alien Poupee from Toy Story:


  • sorry i love gays
    but i just think that ms jay tries 2 hard like he classes him self as black woman but hes like not
    you can be cute i class ur self as a she but
    ms jay cant pull it of

    By Anonymous mandy, at 11:11 AM  

  • everyone always says im like
    the racist who auditioned in cycle 6 called called dani
    the one who was like i hate black people and gay people
    and it was tyra ms jay and mr jay on pannel
    im liberal

    By Anonymous mandy, at 11:19 AM  

  • hey it's all good! we still like you!

    By Blogger America's Next Top Podcast, at 2:46 PM  

  • Why does tyra always have to lecture them? Caridee pushed herself too far and got hypothermia, if she had done what Tyra adviced and got out before she had proof of hypothermia, Tyra and everyone else would have totally blamed her for giving up and not taking the cold water like the rest of the girls.

    In any case, Caridee really showed her drive for modeling by toughing it out and Tyra should have said that (though, it might have been edited out).

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:01 AM  

  • Tyra, Tyra. I really wish she would find a hole to crawl in and die, but then I'd miss ANTM, the dumb, er, “models” on it and all of Tyra’s hypercritic-ness.

    On a completely unrelated note, I had a dream last night where I was wearing one of Melrose's red berets and I actually LIKED it. I’m pretty sure that’s classifiable as a nightmare.

    By Anonymous Katie, at 4:16 PM  

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