Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Tyra hates Impersonators, Lipstick Lesbians, Blacula, Rock n' Roll, HPV, and Texans (Redux)

Perhaps the new writers Tyra and Co. used to replace the striking writers are, themselves, on strike this week because we are "treated" to a clip episode. If you have been following along (and you hate to admit that you do), you pretty much know what's been going on.

The real stars of this episode are Monique and her disorder. We are treated to never-before-seen instances featuring Monique earning the title "Crazy-ass bitch." It's actually freaky how pathologically calm she appears thoughout much of this episode. When she discovers that one of the twins ate all her Doritos, she decided to destroy everyone else's chips in retaliation. Umm, yeah. This leads to a shouting match between her and Amanda. Silver lining: Straightwin looks freakin' hot when she's pissed. The second is more footage of Melrose/Monique spat. We are treated to Monique repeating everything Melrose says while both of them try to cook in the kitchen. Bitch, most people can't stand when Melrose speaks the first time. Silver lining: "Is this my taco seasoning?"

Speaking of Melrose, much of the episode is devoted to her winning almost every competition and generally being a nuisance to everyone else. Part of it might be jealousy and part of it can be that Melrose is an annoying know-it-all. Surprisingly, Anchal and Megg are the two who call her out on it. To which, Melrose responds with the standard "I treat people the way they treat me" blather that no one really buys. I'm surprised that she didn't follow it with "I'm not here to make friends" and "It's not American's Next Top Best Friend."

The other memorable scene happens in the beginning when the girls are forced to buy new clothes to replace their ugly ones. How those two queens let all those ugly ass berets escape incineration is a mystery to me. Melrose kinda wins this one again, since most of her clothes were spared. After ripping off the What Not to Wear trash can, the girls have to scramble to buy the essentials: black dress, mini skirt, giant purse, etc, in five minutes.

Oh, and Megg likes bongggos.

We go through each photo shoot, each challenge, blah, blah, blah, seven girls remain, but only one will get to be America's Next Top Modezzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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Sorry this episode is so late!!

Aaron, Amy, Javier, Max, and Scotty


  • Aww... this episode is okay... I wasn't rofl as usual... As much as I love girls, I miss you boys!

    By Anonymous ten, at 7:59 PM  

  • I think I just heard joey and eugena rofc - rolling on the floor crying. Kidding!!

    By Blogger America's Next Top Podcast, at 9:38 PM  

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    By Blogger Rachael, at 9:02 AM  

  • I actually thought this was on of the funniest episodes you've done. Maybe because I listened to it at like two in the morning?

    I was lucky enough to catch the song and dance number from "Life-Size" on WE last night. The movie starring Lindsay Lohan(pre-firecrotch) and Tyra(pre-vag arms). Have you guys seen it? It's worth the watch. It's just so awesomely bad.

    By Blogger Rachael, at 9:03 AM  

  • hi could you mention on your next podcast that when any girl does like anything fantastic modely everyone relates back to tyra
    like in cycle 6 jade chucks water all over herself which is sweet and mr j is like thats classic tyra moment

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:46 AM  

  • hi amy me and my friends listen to your podcast but ive fallen out with them
    so could you broadcast a hate message for me
    "that emma says rachel bowlman has seven chins and jack coopers penis is so small it looks like a deformed vagjaja"
    thank you
    luv u lots emma

    By Anonymous emma roberts, at 5:55 AM  

  • hi is aaron gay or is he ur boyfriend sorry i get confused

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:58 AM  

  • poor aaron, for some reason anyone who actually knows him knows he's def. straight but all the podcast listeners seem to think he's gay. It's all good I love the gays too. But he is straight and my bf.
    loves and kisses,

    By Blogger America's Next Top Podcast, at 3:29 PM  

  • Amy and her sister definitely do sound alike - Amy is louder though.

    And there's somebody this episode who has a great laugh - almost as good as Scott's. :o)

    By Blogger deb, at 4:59 PM  

  • I think that is Joey! Her laugh is awesome.

    By Blogger America's Next Top Podcast, at 12:43 AM  

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