Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Wooo...Ahhh...Sigh.

Well, most of you have probably already seen and examined all the girls of cycle 8 for days now, but I thought I'd post the link for those who haven't. I also wanted a place on this blog to chat about the new girls! I am mostly excited about Jaslene, who made it to the top 20 (or something) models but didn't make the final 13 cut. She was our muse for the Chi Chi Rodriguez "Everyday is a fruit carrying opportunity" brilliance, and she is BACK!

You can now apply for cycle 9! If you apply, you have to let us know so that we can keep an eye out for you next cycle.

Some thoughts:

1. Renee is effing hot, but she is a stay at home mom which might be bad (remember season one's what's her face who refused to do the first photoshoot? Also Noel with her constant ranting about her son? and Britney's retort: "You have a son. We get it. Next." Not to mention that she is wearing a cross, which reminds me of Monique's bible. Also, what the hell did they do to her hair in the group picture?!
2. Can anyone tell if Jael is Asian? I really can't. And this is the fifth time I've looked at her picture. (update: I just looked at her again, and I'm 90% sure she's not Asian, and 10% sure she is a spawn of Jade and Lance Bass)
Lastly, for no particular reason, mama Ty Ty:

26 Comments:

  • jaslene was so put in for the drama factor. can't complain though. it would be awesome to have a house full of melroses and jades.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:36 AM  

  • im going to sound like an OCD bastard but Anne, the one who wouldnt pose nude, was in season 2. Jaslene looks like madam Janice Dickenson but with an ass for a chin.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:18 AM  

  • Oops sorry, I'm terrible with details! No worry, feel free to correct me anytime (you'll have lots of chances, I promise.)

    By Blogger America's Next Top Podcast, at 1:18 AM  

  • Everyone "forgets" about the real season 1 and and gives that title to season 2...Thanks to the whole Curry thing...

    By Anonymous Tiffany, at 6:59 PM  

  • Ha, I like that one of the application requirements is "you must be physically and mentally healthy." So how the hell did Jade and Monique get in? Not that I don't love the bitches!

    And I can't believe they are calling Whitney and Diana "plus size" models! They don't look fat at all! In fact, I'd say they're "Tyra-size!"

    By Anonymous Ressa, at 7:07 PM  

  • Haahahaha, "Tyra size it!"
    Yeah, I don't really think they're plus size either, but compared to kate moss, everyone's plus size. Cannot wait for this season's crazy ass bitches!! 10 more days and counting!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:34 PM  

  • I think Rene's cross looks like it is upside down...maybe she's Satan...

    By Blogger BishopJ, at 1:27 AM  

  • preview of cycle 8 drama: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-H8AmpxIw0

    By Blogger aj, at 5:17 AM  

  • and another: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he8QHivUATU

    By Blogger aj, at 5:24 AM  

  • hahahaha SAAAATAAAAAAAN!!! Well, fingers crossed!

    By Blogger America's Next Top Podcast, at 8:35 AM  

  • Renene IS going to be the NEW MELROSE in the House

    Here is 2 leak clips
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-H8AmpxIw0


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he8QHivUATU

    By Anonymous Ulala, at 1:40 PM  

  • You were close on Jael - her father (my brother) is Jewish and her mother is African American.

    By Blogger Michelle, at 6:05 PM  

  • You're Jael's aunt?!

    By Blogger America's Next Top Podcast, at 7:45 PM  

  • Renene can't be the new Melrose...no one can match up to the psychotic bitchyness that was Melrose.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:56 PM  

  • what age are u legal in texas because im from the uk and harry potters legal over here as u can do it at 15. also what does spunk mean in the u.s because its a dirty word in britian and i am always shocked to hear it on american kids cartoons as it basically means peoples cum.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:26 AM  

  • In the US it's 18. Wow it's 15 in UK! Hey that's good news for us Daniel Radcliff fans.
    Spunk pretty much means energetic, I think. I have heard that in the UK it totally means cum. BTW is this Kate from Gothdie and Chemo? They talked about this in one of their episodes and it cracked me up!

    By Blogger America's Next Top Podcast, at 2:23 PM  

  • Spunk on this.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:08 PM  

  • Hey Garrick, i haven't chosen a girl yet, but right now I'm rooting for Jaslene because she so ri-fucking-diculously funny!

    By Blogger America's Next Top Podcast, at 11:08 PM  

  • spunk:

    1. Informal Spirit; pluck.
    2. Punk, touchwood, or other tinder.
    3. Vulgar Slang Ejaculated semen.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:07 PM  

  • Mmmm, ejaculated semen. YUM!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:17 AM  

  • That's spunk-tastic.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:57 AM  

  • spunkTACular!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:35 PM  

  • You guys should do a podcast on Top Design. That one judge and her choice of clothing should be enough to talk about for a good half an hour...

    By Anonymous Tiffany, at 2:44 PM  

  • OMG Poor Jen jen Falling off the runway, SO FUNNY OMFG

    http://www.usmagazine.com/us_tv_exclusive_top_model_topples

    By Anonymous ulala, at 3:56 PM  

  • do u guys know what tea bagging is?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:15 AM  

  • I can't see that Jen jen link:(

    And of course we know what teabagging is! It's only the podcast crew's favorite activity ever!

    By Blogger America's Next Top Podcast, at 2:08 PM  

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