Tyra hates Diana, Big and Tall (aka. Jersey Girls who wear giant hoop earrings.)

Last week, Baby TyTy was eliminated for reasons that somehow escape me and Renee decided to reform her bitchy ways and be all nice and snugly. Nine girls remain. This week's “A” story is all about Natasha: Soviet spy, stay at home mom, and mail-order bride. (That is totally going to be a kickass Lifetime move. – Amy) She's having some troubles relating to the other girls because of the the language barrier or something. She calls her husband and he seems genuinely nice and supportive, which he has to be since she is basically his investment. He asks her if she wants to say "Hi" to something which could either be his wang, or a baby, or a puppy or something else the inspires annoying baby talk. The “B” story is about the budding friendship between Diana and Whitney. They both so happy to have another large girl in the house. Wouldn't it suck if one of them was not there by the end of the week. I think this weeks C story is the Renee is back to being a bitch. She tells Whitney that there will never be a fat girl on a magazine cover, as much as she would like to see one (which is a full bullshit.) Whitney and Diana are annoyed.

This week is all about fashion and clothes. The girls meet the head of Elite Models who is accompanied by a real fashion model to show these bitches why they'll probably never make it. After being forced to don "terrible" outfits, the girls then have to trade clothes with each other show how the simple task of sharing clothes can have some lesbianic tendencies.

Sears warehouse! This weeks challenge has the girls assigned to three teams of three. Each team has a few minutes to dress, accessorize, and make a living display out of items that can be found at an a local Sears (cha-ching!) Despite being shackled with Jael and Natasha, Whitney would have won the challenge. Unfortunately, Whitney was not on the podium on time. The grand winner is Sarah, whose prize is additional frames and extra coaching from Jay at the upcoming photo shoot. This pisses off her team because Dionne (who works in retail) picked out all the clothes and Renee (who is back to being an insufferable shrew) picked out all the accessorizes. It is not shown whether or not Sarah gives any credit to the others, but probably not based on this episode's title.

This week's photo shoot injects some more testosterone to this show. Actually it doesn't, the dudes they brought in are drag queens. The girls will become drag kings. Aww, its so sweet to see Jaslene reunited with her people. S/he seemed like s/he was missing home a few weeks ago. Doing well this week are Jaslene (sailor) and Brit-brit (Mountain man Bob). Natasha really gets into her hip-hop makeup, complete with her own custom made gum wrapper grill. Her fashion magazine research has apparently paid off (which is probably how she got most of her English). Nat does so well, she actually gets applause from the rest of the girls. Renee is a rocker dude. Not so well this week are Jael (bohemian), Diana (red carpet dude?), Whitney (collegiate guy with boobs, aka Did you know I go to Dartmouth?), Sarah (Sergeant Pepper), and Dionne (businessman.) Particularly struggling is Diana who is asked by Jay why she wants to be her. She answers him with all the enthusiasm of Anchal's dancing. Things look grim for her.

(Go teen wolf!)

Mod-librarian Tyra leads us to panel. This week Twiggy is wearing a red blazer that I am sure she's whips out every three weeks. The guest judge is the Elite model lady. The judges ooh and ahh over Natasha and Dione's photos. Twiggy loves Nat's spirit and Dionne finally looks like a model at judging, i.e. she slicked back her hair. Jaslene,Brit-brit, and Renee are also unsurprisingly safe this week. Sarah's extra shots saved her ass this week. The judges are not too fond of Whitney or Jael or Diana this week. The Elite lady does not see "model" in both Jael and Sarah, but it is the big girls who are this week's bottom two. Even though Tyra has also wanted more plus sized on this show, there can only be room for one this week. Diana is (justifiably) sent home much and she has the loser's montage to prove it. Her only striking photo being the one that fades away leaving us with only seven girls and Jaslene.

Next week: Paris and Nicole (!) and Renee and Jael have a row.

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