Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Tyra hates Diana, Big and Tall (aka. Jersey Girls who wear giant hoop earrings.)

Last week, Baby TyTy was eliminated for reasons that somehow escape me and Renee decided to reform her bitchy ways and be all nice and snugly. Nine girls remain. This week's “A” story is all about Natasha: Soviet spy, stay at home mom, and mail-order bride. (That is totally going to be a kickass Lifetime move. – Amy) She's having some troubles relating to the other girls because of the the language barrier or something. She calls her husband and he seems genuinely nice and supportive, which he has to be since she is basically his investment. He asks her if she wants to say "Hi" to something which could either be his wang, or a baby, or a puppy or something else the inspires annoying baby talk. The “B” story is about the budding friendship between Diana and Whitney. They both so happy to have another large girl in the house. Wouldn't it suck if one of them was not there by the end of the week. I think this weeks C story is the Renee is back to being a bitch. She tells Whitney that there will never be a fat girl on a magazine cover, as much as she would like to see one (which is a full bullshit.) Whitney and Diana are annoyed.

This week is all about fashion and clothes. The girls meet the head of Elite Models who is accompanied by a real fashion model to show these bitches why they'll probably never make it. After being forced to don "terrible" outfits, the girls then have to trade clothes with each other show how the simple task of sharing clothes can have some lesbianic tendencies.

Sears warehouse! This weeks challenge has the girls assigned to three teams of three. Each team has a few minutes to dress, accessorize, and make a living display out of items that can be found at an a local Sears (cha-ching!) Despite being shackled with Jael and Natasha, Whitney would have won the challenge. Unfortunately, Whitney was not on the podium on time. The grand winner is Sarah, whose prize is additional frames and extra coaching from Jay at the upcoming photo shoot. This pisses off her team because Dionne (who works in retail) picked out all the clothes and Renee (who is back to being an insufferable shrew) picked out all the accessorizes. It is not shown whether or not Sarah gives any credit to the others, but probably not based on this episode's title.

This week's photo shoot injects some more testosterone to this show. Actually it doesn't, the dudes they brought in are drag queens. The girls will become drag kings. Aww, its so sweet to see Jaslene reunited with her people. S/he seemed like s/he was missing home a few weeks ago. Doing well this week are Jaslene (sailor) and Brit-brit (Mountain man Bob). Natasha really gets into her hip-hop makeup, complete with her own custom made gum wrapper grill. Her fashion magazine research has apparently paid off (which is probably how she got most of her English). Nat does so well, she actually gets applause from the rest of the girls. Renee is a rocker dude. Not so well this week are Jael (bohemian), Diana (red carpet dude?), Whitney (collegiate guy with boobs, aka Did you know I go to Dartmouth?), Sarah (Sergeant Pepper), and Dionne (businessman.) Particularly struggling is Diana who is asked by Jay why she wants to be her. She answers him with all the enthusiasm of Anchal's dancing. Things look grim for her.

(Go teen wolf!)

Mod-librarian Tyra leads us to panel. This week Twiggy is wearing a red blazer that I am sure she's whips out every three weeks. The guest judge is the Elite model lady. The judges ooh and ahh over Natasha and Dione's photos. Twiggy loves Nat's spirit and Dionne finally looks like a model at judging, i.e. she slicked back her hair. Jaslene,Brit-brit, and Renee are also unsurprisingly safe this week. Sarah's extra shots saved her ass this week. The judges are not too fond of Whitney or Jael or Diana this week. The Elite lady does not see "model" in both Jael and Sarah, but it is the big girls who are this week's bottom two. Even though Tyra has also wanted more plus sized on this show, there can only be room for one this week. Diana is (justifiably) sent home much and she has the loser's montage to prove it. Her only striking photo being the one that fades away leaving us with only seven girls and Jaslene.

Next week: Paris and Nicole (!) and Renee and Jael have a row.

Click here to listen to our twenty-second episode

Poll for Jaslene's drag name will be up soon!

Vianna's permission for us to publish her photo is still pending (you'll see what i'm talking about after the first 10 or 15 minutes of the episode)

Sorry for the length of the episode again! Thank you guys so much for listening!

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  • hey have you guys watch diana's interview

    she says there editing renee to be bitchy, and when she asks whitney about the vogue cover,they were acting a scene from a tv program or something.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:15 PM  

  • hi amy, hope i didn't really cause any drama?
    Tell max i hope he gets better.

    By Anonymous Aaron.no1.fan, at 4:00 PM  

  • The MP3 is for episode 8 :(

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:12 AM  

  • http://www.eonline.com/gossip/kristin/detail/index.jsp?uuid=6c137678-40d6-4a4b-af5c-2f4e92512f28

    some scoop about renee's "fight" with whitney, apparently it was all a fake and staged.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:27 AM  

  • Shoot, sorry you guys, for the mistake. I fixed it noew to play episode 22. Thanks to those who pointed this out. Deuces!!

    By Blogger America's Next Top Podcast, at 8:37 AM  

  • ANTM look-a-likes

    By Anonymous les, at 4:36 PM  

  • season 3 is when mr j was in drag to show the power of makeup and tranformation and all that.

    loved the episode.

    By Anonymous becca, at 11:52 AM  

  • can anyone pleeeeease post the link to the latest ep of antm (on youtube or wherever). Youtube keeps deleting tv show episodes and it's getting harder to find them so all us international viewers are missing out :(

    plus we need to watch the show so we can listen to the podcast

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:10 PM  

  • Hey international listeners! You can watch the entire episode (with only like two commercials and it's for the stupid adam brody movie) on the cw website! It's at video.cwtv.com. CW puts it up a few days after the episode airs. It doesn't work on FireFox but works fine on Internet Explorer.

    Jav love the show notes as always! Teenage wolf? LOL!

    By Blogger evicious, at 1:18 AM  

  • i heart your podcast. the hate shoutouts are awesome.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:22 PM  

  • amy since you cant get my email ill be posting my hate shout out rite hizzle in parts so h.o for part one.

    By Anonymous savannah, at 3:34 PM  

  • part one of savannah hate shout out...
    hey guys or amy, whoever...

    i dont think you got this last time.

    i have a lot of hate and im ready to vent!

    okay so first of i have a hate/love shout out since this one goes out to my only girl cousin that i have out of six cousins...anyway...okayy...

    krystina krystina krystina...your going to be 17...what are you doing dating 14 gonna be 15 year old boys! My 14 almost 15 year old boys....are you fucking physcotic..granted you didnt know that i liked him but god....out of all the people...darling i love you but you had to pick him?...im sorry im just mad...its not your fault you didnt know...i love you and happy almost 17th birthday your my best friend.

    By Anonymous savannah, at 3:36 PM  

  • part two...

    okay now onto some real hate....

    Phenemonia...or however the fuck you spell it..i am only 14 god damn years old and ive had the pleaseure of having fucking phenmonia twice in my life....what kind of fucking treatment is that...you are the bitch of all sicknesses....im disgusted at the fact of you..i hope you kill someone (say stefani?)in there innocent sleep..i dont know why i just hate you...i had to have phemonia a week before my birthday the week after my back spasms went away..i have a fucking national gymnastics qualifier in a week and you put me out for two god damn weeks on my birthday...how dare you ...do you know how hard it is gonna be to catch up expecially with my coach like dying of mono..shes not in the best spirits theses days...ugh fuck you phemonia...and if you were on america's next top illness...id totally kick you off.

    all right now on to people hate...

    By Anonymous savannah, at 3:36 PM  

  • these hate shout outs are getting fucking boring.

    you should ignore all the emails like idol chatter does,lol

    love your podcast,hate the hate shout outs!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:55 AM  

  • evicious

    that still doesnt work and says united states viewers only,

    heres ep 7 on youtube


    and heres the user who uploads the new eps every weeek , but be quick in viewing as youtube takes them down a couple a days later:


    and this site puts the episodes up for you to download on your pc


    By Anonymous emma, at 6:02 AM  

  • I agree, the hate shout outs are getting boring... except for ones related to the show of course.

    On that note, I have a hate shout out for Tyra's fake eyelashes. Okay, we know you "just came from a photo shoot" and need to remind the world that you're still a model, but if the girls had time to change out of their heart-to-heart-with-Tyra outfits and do their makeup before panel, surely you had time to remove those hideous eyelashes. I was so transfixed by them that I don't think I heard a word Tyra said during panel... I felt like they were going to leap off the screen and start crawling all over my couch or something. Ugh.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:22 AM  

  • yeah you guys should just to hate shout outs that are antm related,
    the others are getting kinda repetative.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:44 AM  

  • Yeah. The hate shout outs were funny at first but now it's just a big repetition of people bitching about their parents, their sex life (or lack thereof), Jesus “Lovers”, how much their life sucks and other boring shit no one cares about. Unless they are pee-your-pants funny or ANTM related, I don't really want to hear them anymore.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:17 AM  

  • Awww, ok guys. Well it's good to hear what people think. I'll bring it up among the boys and we'll decide what we're going to do about the hate shout outs. In the meantime, if you know after the show recap that we're only going to do hate shoutouts, just go ahead and turn it off because we never go back to talking about the show. Think of it as part two of two.

    By Blogger America's Next Top Podcast, at 11:42 AM  

  • yea hese hate shout outs are getting fucking boring.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:36 PM  

  • alright now i have to post the resst

    By Anonymous savannah, at 6:22 PM  

  • all right now on to people hate...

    STEFANI...i am embarresed to even say that name...let me start of with I HATE YOU MORE THAN YOU WILL EVER FUCKING KNOW. ehhemm...alright so to start...you are the biggest fucking bitch i have ever met in my short lifetime...okay..so 10 FUCKING MONTHS AGO YOU BROKE UP WITH HIM YOU DUCSHE BAG...TEN!!! you would think that your over it by now. he's got a new girlfriend..yeah she may be 2 years older than him and my cousin but hes moved on...he never loved you pathetic piece of shit...and you never loved him...get over your fat self and him and i dont want to fucking hear about it at practice anymore.dont you like have a blowjob to give? ohh and that brings up a fantastic point....okay so if you go to a guys house, give two guys blowjobs, advertise it at the gym like its a fucking maxi pad or deoderant, and then someone asks you...stef didnt you lose your virginity to them? YOU CANNOT AND I REPEAT...CANNOT SAY...no why would i lose my virginity to those losers....what a fucking imbesol....i cant stand you you dumb fuck...get a life...so in part way conclusion(cuz i still have more hate for you my dear) get over chris..and go give someone a blowjob....mmkkayy..ohh yeah and now...you stupid back stabbing hoe...how dare you talk shit about my best friend/cousin and expect me not to tell her...you stupid bitch..OF COURSE IM GONNA TELLL HER..dont get mad at me because i did...your so stupid.....i have a lets say imagining of what your future will be like in say a year...choice A. you'll be knocked at least once..until the father kicks you in the stomache..(homeade abortion) or B. your dead on the side of the road....lets hope for both now shall we?...so please....dont ever have kids..i feel bad for them...its bad enogh your dad's like wat 70..no lie.....go suck some cock you grimey whore.

    By Anonymous savannah, at 6:24 PM  

  • okay now loves hout out to you guys...

    ohh and amy last time you didn know ho to say my name and its savannah like savannah georgia...

    k thanks.

    By Anonymous savannah, at 6:25 PM  

  • Like I said, people who are complaining about the hate shout outs, stop listening after ANTM recap if you don't like the hate shoutouts. Savannah we got your hate shout out for the next episode recorded, so no worries.

    By Blogger America's Next Top Podcast, at 7:52 PM  

  • Amy you know the hate shout outs are getting lame just admit it

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:38 AM  

  • maybe some like short ones just not 3 pages long ones,
    hint hint savannah

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:39 AM  

  • yeah i agree with the hate shoutouts, the short and WITTY ones can be mildly entertaining, but nobody gives a flying fuck about long, drawn-out stories about other peoples problems *cough* mercedesboy

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:52 AM  

  • The CW site doesn't work outside of the US... but here is Episode 7 on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=mrduckbear8

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:02 AM  

  • I WON'T ADMIT IT! Ok maybe. Damn you guys and your streetsmarts.;)

    By Blogger America's Next Top Podcast, at 2:48 PM  

  • i love the hate shout outs. they are fun! its nice to know people are mad, its good clean fun

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:45 PM  

  • sorry that the hate shout outs so long...

    but this girl has a lot of hate...

    ill never hate shout out again.

    i love the hate shout outs btw

    By Anonymous savannah, at 3:54 PM  

  • yeah you guys should just to hate shout outs that are antm related,

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:57 AM  

  • Diana's myspace: http://www.myspace.com/dizalev


    By Blogger Megan, at 3:19 AM  

  • That Tyra seems to be soo fake on her show and a different person on ANTM. She always talk, and help people with their beauty problems but never seems to give any money to the people who need it.Some people are living in small broken down community's and need our help. Tyra seems to always think she is an expert on beauty because she did modeling but that does not make her an expert. She did not even go to collage or university for a degree in fashion or makeup.She always talks about herself like i did that in the modekling day.. and whatever.

    She is so immature on her show sometimes it makes me soo mad. She was like "I kissed LL cool K". Like WOW grow up! You diddnt' even kiss him.

    I wonder if the real Tyra will ever come out. Someone that was on her show said it was scripted and fake.Very SUPRISING!

    I should I watch the Fake Tyra Show anymore?? Soo disspointing.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:50 PM  

  • Interesting to know.

    By Anonymous Analise, at 9:59 AM  

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