Monday, February 26, 2007

And Now...the Hate Shout-Outs!

Wooo! Let the hate begin!

Click here to listen to our seventeenth episode

Oh, and speaking of hate, here it is in orange form:

Thanks to the amazing fourfour again for this photo. Yes, I freely steal from them because I can never be nearly as funny.

Cycle 8 Anticipation Episode

Yaaaay we're almost there! May ferocious cycle 8 began!
Or the anticipation of, anyway.

Click here to listen to our sixteenth episode

And stay tuned for episode 17 - hate shout outs, coming soon.
Here are the model's pictures so you can follow along. Thanks to fourfour for the close up shots!

Cassandra, 24, Former beauty consultant

Brittany, 21, Bartender

Dionne, 20, Student

Samantha, 19, Sales associate
Whitney, 21, Student
Felicia, 19, Sales associate
Jaslene, 20, Admissions advisor
Kathleen, 20, Hair stylist
Natasha, 21, Stay-at-home mom
Jael, 22, Bartender/Band manager and promoter
Sarah, 20, Photographer
Diana, 21, Student/bookstore employee
Renee, 20, Stay-at-home mom

Monday, February 19, 2007


Hi Y'all!

If anyone is in the Houston area April 28th, join us at the Proletariat for Leslie and the LYs. If you have any doubts on how awesome this concert is going to be, just watch the video below:

In other important news, our next episode is going to be an anticipation ANTM/hate shout out episode! If you have any hate at all, please send them our way via, or call and leave a voicemail at 206-350-TYRA (8972) Don't worry, no one will pick up, it's just a message service. We really hope to receive enough hate mail (hopefully not towards us, but towards your frenemies/enemies and other innocent victims) to make an episode out of it, so please don't disappoint us. Even if you're not hatin' on anyone currently, send us something snarky. If you need some inspiration, just google Tyra Banks.

Hating in a loving way, and loving in a hating way,

Thanks to A.J. for the video!

Friday, February 16, 2007

Mama Ty Ty's glory days

I must admit, this shit's funny.

Thanks to our good friend Liang for showing us this clip!

Tuesday, February 06, 2007


Well, most of you have probably already seen and examined all the girls of cycle 8 for days now, but I thought I'd post the link for those who haven't. I also wanted a place on this blog to chat about the new girls! I am mostly excited about Jaslene, who made it to the top 20 (or something) models but didn't make the final 13 cut. She was our muse for the Chi Chi Rodriguez "Everyday is a fruit carrying opportunity" brilliance, and she is BACK!

You can now apply for cycle 9! If you apply, you have to let us know so that we can keep an eye out for you next cycle.

Some thoughts:

1. Renee is effing hot, but she is a stay at home mom which might be bad (remember season one's what's her face who refused to do the first photoshoot? Also Noel with her constant ranting about her son? and Britney's retort: "You have a son. We get it. Next." Not to mention that she is wearing a cross, which reminds me of Monique's bible. Also, what the hell did they do to her hair in the group picture?!
2. Can anyone tell if Jael is Asian? I really can't. And this is the fifth time I've looked at her picture. (update: I just looked at her again, and I'm 90% sure she's not Asian, and 10% sure she is a spawn of Jade and Lance Bass)
Lastly, for no particular reason, mama Ty Ty:

Thursday, February 01, 2007

New Episode!

Two nights ago, Scotty came over to my house to use our podcast equipment to do a phone interview for a school project. Like a professional podcast pusher, I gently plugged in the mic, along with the double ended dildo, and pursuaded him to do a podcast with me. I know, I know, I am soooo sly. Anyway, enjoy!

Here are the promised pictures of hot Harry Potter and his beastiality tendencies. Oh! And also a video of Tyra shouting Tiffany style (as in when she yelled "I was rooting for you! We were ALL ROOTING FOR YOU!" or whatever) at the camera.


Click here to listen to our fifteenth episode